Is It Possible to Be Such a Moron?

I was browsing The Strand bookstore and came across this book called I Hate People!: Kick Loose from the Overbearing and Underhanded Jerks at Work and Get What You Want Out of Your Job. It speaks of the 6 most poisonous workplace types: Know-It-None, Time Sucker, Stop Sign, Liar-Liar, Bulldozer, and Smiley Face. I laughed so hard because I know someone who is ALL OF THE ABOVE.

You've got to be pretty extraordinary to be ALL of the above!

(Private entry below.)

I self identify with and strive to be a Soloist.
"In other words, a Solist fits smoothly within a group, playing with it expertly while often leading or accompanying fellow members. At the same time, the Soloist excels when he or she gets to perform alone, taking the Ensemble to new heights while demonstrating skills and talents that inspire."